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Showing posts with label Mix SMS. Show all posts

Wednesday, 28 December 2011

December 28, 2011

Ae Ankh Tu Band Hoja

Ae Ankh Tu Band Hoja
Khawabon Me Uski Surat To Nzar Ane De
Intezar To Subha Phir Shuru Hoga
Kam Se Kam Raat To Khushi Se Guzr Jane De
=> www.MyPoetrySms.com

Saturday, 19 November 2011

November 19, 2011

LOVE HATE ME TILL THE END

Kaha koi aisa mila jispe dil luta dete,
har ek ne dhoka diya kis-kisko bhula dete,

apne dil ka dard dil hi mein dabaye rakhe hain,
karte bayan to mehfil ko rula dete
November 19, 2011

Teri yadon se kaya nahi seekha

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Teri yadon se kaya nahi seekha
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Be sabab to na thien teri yaden

Teri yadon se kaya nahi seekha

Zabt ka hosila barha lena 

Ansoun ko kahien chupa lena

Kanpti dolti sadaon ko

Chup ki chadar se dhanp kar rakhna

Be sabab bhi kabhi kabhi hansana

Jab bhi ho baat koi talkhi ki

Mouzo e guftgu badal dena

Be sabab to nahi teri yaden 

Teri yadon se kaya nahi seekha

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.....!!! Wasi Shah !!!.....
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By: Mustafa A

Tuesday, 25 October 2011

October 25, 2011

Maa ( Ghuse Main)

Maa ( Ghuse Main): Agar Tum Fail Huye To Mujhe Ammi Mat Kehna!
 
Result Aane Per
 
Maa: Kya Bana?
 
Beta: Sorry "Saima" Tum Ne Maa Kehlaane Ka HAQ Kho Diya.As
October 25, 2011

Technology ki jung

<<Technology ki jung>>
Google: Aek Word Likho Hazaron Results Dunga.
Wikipedia Bola: Aek Word Likho Hazaron Pages Dunga.
Internet Bola: Mere Baghair Kuch Nahi Karsakte.
Computer Bola: Tu Kaunsa Mere Baghair Chal Sakta Hai.
Yeh Sun Ke Bijli Hansi Or Boli Tum Log Larrte Raho Mein To Chali.As
October 25, 2011

Dengi Se Kisi Ne Pocha

Dengi Se Kisi Ne Pocha Tum Lahore Main Hi Kyoun Paida Huwe.
To Os Ne Jawab Dia Ke Tum Khud Hi Kehte The.
Jiney Lahore Nai Waikhia O Jamia e Nai.
October 25, 2011

Tum Bare Ho Ke Kya Karo Ge

MISS: Tum Bare Ho Ke Kya Karo Ge?
STUDENT: Shadi.
MISS: Mera Matlab Hai Kya Banoge?
STUDENT: Dulha.
MISS: I Mean Bare Ho Ke Kya Hasil Karoge?
STUDENT: Dulhan.
MISS: IDIOT Mera Matlab Bare Ho Ke Ammi Abu Ke Liye Kiya Karoge.
STUDENT: Bahu Laun Ga.
MISS: Stupid Tumhare Papa Tum Se Kya Chahte Hein?
STUDENT: Pota Poti!
MISS: Beghert Teri Zindagi Ka Kya Maqsad Hai?
STUDENT: Shadi Shadi.
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October 25, 2011

Akele Na Bazar Jaya Karot"GOLI" Lag Jaye Gi.

Akele Na Bazar Jaya Karot"GOLI" Lag Jaye Gi.
Pathan, Baloch Ki Nazar Main Na Aya Karo "Bori" Bund Jaye Gi.
Mene Tumse Yeh Kaha Tha "TT" Le Ke Chalna.
Tumne Bhi Yeh Hi Bola Haa Sath Mein Hi Chalna.
Samne Jo Aye Uraya Karo "GOLI" Lag Jaye Gi.

(',')/ Ab Karo Na
<)( BORI Band
_||_Goli Mardi Jae Gi
October 25, 2011

Larki ne Namaz-e-tahajud parhi

Larki ne Namaz-e-tahajud parhi 
Or Shadi k liye Dua Mangne lagi
to Sharam aa gai kahne lagi
 
YA Allah Main Apne liye kuch Nhin mangti 
bus Meri Ammi ko 1 Khoobsurat Damaad de dey
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Dua Qabool hui OR
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USKI Choti Behan ki Shadi ho gai
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Moral:
Duaon me Fankari Ni karni Chahye !!

Saturday, 13 August 2011

Monday, 25 July 2011

July 25, 2011

I'm in love.

Girl 1: I'm in love.
G2: who's he?
G3: kia karta he?
G4: dikhnay main kesa he?
G5: height kitni he?
G6: is he rich?
G7: khayal karna he can be a bad guy.
G1: ok
Now same situation with boys.
Boy1: i'm in love
B2: bhai treat
B3: bhai treat
B4: bhai treat
B5: bhai treat
B6: bhai treat
B7: bhai treat

Monday, 6 December 2010

Friday, 3 December 2010

December 03, 2010

Sokhe Drakton K Nechy

Sokhe Drakton K Nechy

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">Sula K Chorr Gaya,

"Åjeeb Shaks Tha Sapne

Dikha K Chorr Gaya,

_________YE Ujra
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Usi Shaks Ki Nishani Hai
"DOST"

Jo Åpne Nam Ki Takhti
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|Bawafa|

Laga K Chhor Gaya...!

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