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Showing posts with label Funny SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny SMS. Show all posts

Monday, 20 December 2010

Friday, 3 December 2010

Friday, 24 September 2010

September 24, 2010

BOLLY WOOD NEWS

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Shahrukh Salman & Amir Khan.


Teeno Bohat Pareshan Hain.






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Altaf Bhai Ki Acting Ke Aage Woh Bhi Fail Hain.AS
September 24, 2010

Main Ne Kaha Ke Pyar Main

Main Ne Kaha Ke Pyar Main Kuch Bhi Kar Sakta Hoon Faraz.

Osne Muskra Ke Kaha Acha ALTAF BHAI Ki Tarhan Ro Kar Dekha Do "AS".










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Thursday, 27 August 2009

August 27, 2009

This is men’s world

When a girl falls down
She is helped by so
Many people
But
When a boy falls down
Everybody laughs

When a girl licks
Her lips
She is thirsty
When boy licks
His lips
He is tharki

When a girl smiles
She is considered cute
When a boy smiles
He is flirt

Still people say
This is men’s world
August 27, 2009

Enjoy Watchng GHAJINI

Sumeone Kills AMIR’S GF
& He Loses His Memory.
Than He Tries To Find out D Killer.
Suspense:AMIR Himself Is D Killer.
Now Enjoy Watchng GHAJINI :P
August 27, 2009

Roz roz ka drama nahi hota

2010 is coming

Wish u a very
Happy new year
Valentine’s day
Basant
23rd march
14 august
Eid ul fitr
Eid ul azha
Friendship day
Mother, father
Dadi, dada
Nana, nani
Children’s day
Happy b’day
365 good mornings
After noons, evenings’
& nights

Roz roz ka drama nahi
Hota mujh se
Ab pura saal mat kehna
SMS nahi kia
August 27, 2009
Moral of the movie Ghajini…

Whenever going to meet your girlfriend
Make sure u have your cell phone..
n
when u r in deep trouble
keep your cell phone silent…
August 27, 2009

when sum1 touches u

when sum1 touches u
&
u don’t feel it,
its IGNORANCE.

When sum1 touches u
&
u feel it, its LOVE.

but when nobody touches
u but u feel it, then its KHUJLI;-)
August 27, 2009

We will buy new wedding wring

Girlfriend:It’s 2 tight
Boyfriend:Don’t worry,I’ll put it slowly,

Girlfriend:Push it in,
Boyfriend:Ah..I can’t,

Girlfriend:It’s painful,
Boyfriend:Forget it.
.
.
.
.
We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!